For sometime now I’ve been meaning to take one night per week to have an old-fashioned Amish family night.
Not really Amish – I’ll allow electric lights, and if we must leave the house we will drive the Town & Country (although a horse and buggy would be a notch higher on the ‘cool’ scale). I think this will be the week it happens – Thursday.
SO… I am determined to make Thursday our UNPLUGGED night.
What will Thursday Unplugged look like at the Pelletier home?
It will NOT look like this:
Really!?! If Megadeth unplugs is there any sound at all???
I bet their parents are so proud! “How’s Billy, you ask? Oh that boy, he is one of those Sick Puppies!!!”
And I’ll have to beg your mercy on this tasteless pun insertion:
Our unplugged night better not look like that.
While looking for images for this post I also found this…
Now… I love Jesus and am not ashamed of it – BUT I have two issues with this shirt:
1. When Jesus unplugs you it tends to be a permanent thing… I’m not quite ready for that.
2. They spelled unplugged as unpluged… How can you mass produce a t-shirt with a typo on it?
Unless they really meant it as “pluge” –
Wikipedia (Google’s informative cousin) educated me as to what a pluge is –
In television, picture line-up generation equipment (PLUGE or pluge) is equipment used to generate greyscale test patterns in order to adjust the black level and contrast of a picture monitor.
I suppose that could work, (Jesus takes the grey out of life’s decisions!) but then the design doesn’t make sense. It should have something like this on it:
Oh! I found a third issue with the shirt –
3. It’s short-sleeved…
Our unplugged night will look more like this:
Can I get an amen?!?!
Thursday night… how about no I-pod, no Wii, no DSi, no cell phone, no text messages, no email, no Facebook, no WordPress (sorry), no lap tops – maybe, just maybe, no radio (we already have no TV).
What, oh what will ever we do?!?!
Twiddle our thumbs? Sit in silence and stare at each other?
I think not… play pool (not the water kind, the billiard kind), play Clue, play Phase 10 – read the Word together a little more than usual, pray together a little longer than usual.
I cannot wait!
Oh! One last thing… I found this for my vegan friends (yes… I have more than one):