Meet My 400 Pound Bald-Headed Wife…

16 Jan

Here is what I was doing on Facebook the other day:

That there is a whole lot of woman to love!

(You should see some of the stuff I DON’T post!)
Yes, I have been known to describe my wife in such a way…  here’s how it started:

Really...  I told a few others too!

True Story, No Lie - That lady was R-U-D-E!

Notice only 4 people like this part while 9 people like the original post…
Seriously, I told my wife what I had said about her the same day I said it – honestly.
I let her know about it for a few reasons:

  1. I don’t keep any secrets from my better half…
  2. It was way too funny not to share…
  3. I figured one day this lady would tell on me.
And each time I pulled this stunt on someone else, I let my wife know also – but there was no time nearly as fun as that first time.

Besides – here’s how I really feel:

I'm for REAL!

Yup, I mean it - because she is A-MA-ZING!

Now I’ve got to say that I am still (after nearly 15 years of marriage) absolutely head-over-heals in love with my wife!  And 100 years from now I think I will still feel the same way about her.

I love to tell people that we are madly & passionately in love with each other – I’m the passionate one & she’s the mad one!

Seriously we were made for each other – we were both born on the same day…
Which really flipped the customs officer out when we were returning from a cruise one time.

AND, we’re a match made in heaven – we were born again on the same day too!
(Not the same day as our birthday’s…  a different day)

To top it all off we both got married on the same day too!  Imagine that!

I admire my wife for all the roles she plays in our lives.  She does it all – and I mean all.
We’ve got a gaggle of mini-us’ that she educates from the house.  A house which she keeps spotless at all times… with a gaggle of children running around.  She feeds us and feeds us well!  (I’ve gained nearly 100 pounds since we’ve been married)  An incredible cook!  She’s just as much as a tight-wad with our money as I am (more so actually).  In the past year or so she took up this whole couponing business and has maintained our feeding habits on half the budget.  She is always on time for everything, and we stay active!  Any of my crazy adventures – camping, hunting, fishing, road trips, etc. – she gets “excited” about…  All of our church activities she’s with me 100%…

Man!  I need to give her a kiss real quick – y’all hang on!

Okay – and she’s beautiful to boot!
Here’s a real picture:

Oops... this is after dark!

Wrong one!  I meant:

The real her!

That’s closer anyhow…  Much closer.  My wife’s hair is to her ankles.  Everywhere we go people want to touch it.  Since I started charging $1 for each person to touch it we will be able to send our children to college with no student loan debts…  Take that Dave Ramsey!

Now for the real reason for this post:
My wife started a blog today!
I have been trying to get her to blog for well over a year.  People are always asking how she manages this, and that…  I think she should share it with the world…  Why not!?!?

So, after she shared one of my posts (click to read – I dare you) on her Facebook – and I showed her where my site stats went way up…  even though I had already posted it to Facebook, she decided maybe she could do it!

Now that you’ve read this far – Here it is, you must click it!


Posted by on January 16, 2012 in My Life


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2 responses to “Meet My 400 Pound Bald-Headed Wife…

  1. A Stranger in a Strange Land

    January 17, 2012 at 6:57 am

    Thanks for the comment Dr. Giddy!

    Your wife sounds amazing! I could learn a few things from her I think! I guess instead of harassing you with all my questions I will just skip on over to her site! Thanks again, and God bless!

    • drgiddy

      January 17, 2012 at 11:09 am


      She truly is amazing – even if she does act like she’s not…

      Learning is always a two-way street… I pick up something from everyone.

      And harass away! The harassment you’re referring to is the kind that makes this techno-stuff fun!!!

      I’ll have to jump over to the other thread and throw my two-cents in too – glad to have you in our circle!


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